petition for steven moffat to leave the previously established events and timeline of Doctor Who bloody well enough alone 

(Source: talk-to-tennant, via slythgeek)

perpugilliam:

iainanddaleks:

stephadoo:

Petitioning for the Doctor to stop insulting Clara’s physical appearance every single episode because it’s getting really annoying. 

Excuse me ?
Wasn’t there a scene where he said that “you took your make up off” and she said that she hadn’t
That means the doctor thinks Clara looks “make upped” normal meaning her face without make up is beautiful already

Uh, no.

The dialogue is this, after Clara says something about possibly getting a phone call from Danny (meaning she would go back out again and not go with the Doctor):

DOCTOR: It’s too late, you’ve taken your makeup off.
CLARA: No! I haven’t! I’m still wearing my makeup!
DOCTOR: Oh, okay, you probably just missed a bit.

…which means “oh what do you mean you might go out again, you’re not going to go out again, your makeup is gone, thus, you look terrible” and, after her response, “bless, you just THINK you’re still wearing your makeup because you didn’t get it all off.” It doesn’t mean that he thinks she looks beautiful without it. The implication is if he thinks she looks bad now, when she’s clearly wearing full makeup, he must think she looks absolute horrific without any makeup at all.

And then there’s this bonus gem when the Doctor is talking to Orson about whether or not Clara is familiar: “Well, do you have any old family photographs of her? You know, probably quite old and really fat-looking.”

I’m predicting this episode will be incredibly polarising on a number of levels.

Moffat must be creaming himself though: the Doctor’s grumpiness is basically giving him cart blanche to continually fling gendered insults. Yet paradoxically, he’s just had Clara send the TARDIS back where it’s never ever been meant to be able to go, and he’s had not one but two young boys basically imprint on his super special snowflake companion who’s already saved the Doctor everytime ever.

"The Oldest Question in the Universe"

thedoctordanceswithrose:

Alright, I’m just going to say a thing. I’ve got a LOT of problems with the Moffat era, alright? A lot. One of my BIGGEST problems though is the whole “the oldest question in the universe…Doctor Who?” crap. Let me just tell you why. One of the main components of Doctor Who is that you take this alien…this special, out of this world - literally - crazy alien who travels around through time and space, that whether he likes it or not, interferes in the lives of others and does, in fact, change history. What he and the audience are reminded of during the show though, is that the Doctor is not the be-all, end-all of the universe. He’s just not. Even Eleven tells Amy, “I really am just a madman with a box.” It is quite literally impossible for the oldest question in the universe to be “Doctor Who?” because the Doctor is not the oldest creature in the universe…he’s not even the oldest Time Lord. Gallifrey was around long before the Doctor.

Let’s also go back to “The Impossible Planet”/”The Satan Pit.” The second the TARDIS lands on the ship on Krop Tor, the Doctor and Rose spot some writing on the wall…funny thing about this writing…they can’t read it. Why not? Because the TARDIS can’t translate it. Why can’t the TARDIS translate it? Because as the Doctor explains, the writing is old- older than the TARDIS, older than the Doctor himself. Throughout the episode, the Doctor calls into question his own beliefs…beliefs and rules that he has made for himself based on what he knows. What a wake-up call to realize even he doesn’t know everything. This episode is brilliant in that it shows the very human quality of the Doctor’s arrogance. He assumes that he is completely right in what he knows about the universe but then the Doctor realizes, or rather, is reminded that’s why he travels…to learn - to challenge what he already knows because as he says, “‘Day I know everything…might as well stop!”

The Doctor doesn’t know all. He can’t know all. He can’t have all the answers and not everything begins and ends with him, which is the sort of feeling one gets when watching episodes from the Moffat era. So really, with the Doctor being finite, flawed, and at times extremely human, it is absurd to suggest that the Doctor is tied up with the “oldest question in the universe” because that’s an extremely big statement. There were people and civilizations and beliefs BEFORE the universe and BEFORE the Doctor and obviously even after the universe came into being so the idea that “Doctor Who?” is the oldest question in the universe is frankly ridiculous and makes him out to be some sort of god-like figure and though I love the Doctor, I agree with him, he’d make an extremely bad god.

The Doctor has to be reminded, whether it be by companions or events in his life, that in the grand scheme of things, he is small. He is one person in the entire universe in the whole expanse of time itself. The Doctor is this larger than life figure…this ridiculous, adventurous, loving, completely mad person but at the same time, he’s just one person. He is the last of his kind (in theory) and thus feels a responsibility to protect the universe, driven in large part by a guilty conscience and obviously he’s not human so there are things that he will be able to do that are extraordinary and completely unique to a Time Lord. However, there are limits to what he can do and what he is entitled to do. By making the oldest question in the universe revolve around him….one man in the entire universe in the whole of time itself….gives a certain importance to him that I think rather misses the point of the lonely traveler trying, and unfortunately but inevitably failing to save everyone. Like the Doctor says, the universe is vast and magnificent and as his fascination with humanity proves, so much bigger and so completely full of more surprises and mysteries than he will ever understand.

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wonderwomanv2:

"I don’t need a sword"

I think the doctor just subtly flipped off Robin Hood.

CAPALDI.

I choose to interpret this as an easter egg referencing the scene from the Costner Robin Hood film.

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nudiemuse:

tokenblackgermannativefriend:

My camera sucks, my head is shiny and I did my own make up but I felt like being my alter ego punk Harley * I feel more confident when im her*

You are fucking flawless.

Dorothy “Ace” McShane / Harleen “Harley Quinn’ Quinzel mashup? yessssss please.

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perpugilliam:

Journey Blue: take me with you
Doctor: no sorry we already have a person with a colour themed named scheduled to be a main character but hey better luck next season

Ugh, I really hated that, and given events of the season’s fourth episode…

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doctorwho:

Series 8 - Deep Breath

So at what point did Clara, who’se been witness to the Doctor’s entire multi-bodied existence, suddenly forget all that?

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The Facts.

jackwillett:

The reason his RTD era stories were watchable.image

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terminalcountdown:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

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LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

Yes, Your Highness /feels obligated to

This story is referenced in the classic Doctor Who vampire story State of Decay

terminalcountdown:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

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LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA

FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME

SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.

YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????

GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

Yes, Your Highness /feels obligated to

This story is referenced in the classic Doctor Who vampire story State of Decay

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Doctor Who - The Company of Friends

The Benny & Fitz stories are both rather mediocre, though the latter was amusingly frivilous.

Mary’s story absolutely makes up for it, though. The writing is leagues above the rest of the collection as one would expect from Jonathan Morris. Point off for the final line though.

But Izzy’s story? The one I was actually looking forward to? Oh, it started out so well, and when I realised it was poking loving fun at 2000AD, oh I thought we were going to get something truly off-beatly amusing in the style of some of the World annuals. Put the fucking punchline?

Such. Fucking. Bullshit.

I felt totally betrayed by how Izzy reacted during the denoument and I don’t give a flying fuck if it was her creator who wrote it or of it was intended to show how in the closet she was, it was just plain throw-it-against-the-wall-in-disgust wrong.

perpugilliam, and anyone else who’s familiar with Izzy, what did you think?